Free Samples

I love free samples
I'd bet that I get
3 or 4 a week
From online sources
Wanted to share
I found a new source
Wal-Mart has free samples
On their website
What is better than that?

http://walmart.triaddigital.com/Free-Samples.aspx

The carsick feeling from the new glasses
Is already gone
Yay! I've adjusted to the new specs

Anthony went to the football game last night
Called me from the backyard neighbor's house
Wanting to spend the night
By 10 pm I'm too tired to say no
I was going to take him
For a haircut today
No telling when he'll come home
Tiffany is supposed to be
Taking him to the mall
I figured out that it is
A secret hook-up
With the girl that calls here
75 million times a day
He met her at a CAP function
I think he's only seen her once
I figured it out
And confronted him
Sneaking around behind my back
Is not a good thing
Best to come clean
Discuss plans
And then I'll decide

He is going on a cruise this Christmas
Plans are not finalized yet
Destination unknown
Going with his friend, Mike
His parents invited him
So Mike would have a better time
How can I say no?
All expenses paid
Even the passport